Why was the math book sad?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What fish only swims at night?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What do mice do when they're at home?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?