Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What table can you never sit at?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?