Where do cows go for lunch?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What's a cat's favorite song?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

Which animals make the best football players?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?