What's black and white and red all over?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What is a spider's favorite book?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What game do bats excel at?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?