How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What game do cows play at parties?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?