Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

What does a lion call an antelope?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Where does money love to go shopping?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

What do Scottish toads play?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

I'm not a bad putter.

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?