Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What did autumn say to summer?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What is sand's favorite movie?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

What math figure is also in the band?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?