What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What shape has a knighthood?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?