What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

Why is money so stubborn?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What sweet treat never panics?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?