What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

What sound does a witch's car make?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

Why do cats love to work?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

How do you talk to a giant?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Who does everyone's hair in space?