What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
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What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
People are so hard on car mechanics.
When do astronauts eat?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
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