What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
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Why did the student always get straight A's?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Which singer could always break a five?
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