Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What insect runs away from everything?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?