What goes ooo ooo ooo?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Why are goats so funny?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?