Why did the frog have a long face?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?