What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

Why was the horse so happy?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?