Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
They are his pride and joy!
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
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