How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What types of dogs are bilingual?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Which singer could always break a five?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?