What did the snake name his daughter?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What kind of computers do horses use?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Why was the musician arrested?