What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What did you learn in school today, son?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

Why did the echo get detention?

How do animals blend into the desert?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?