What animal knows kung fu?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What do you call a vacation at home?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?