What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak.
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why was the cat so small?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
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