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What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Shoutout to my grandma!

What birds always travel in twos?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?