What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak.
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What kind of bird can write?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
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