What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

Why are fish such good architects?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?