What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What's the friendliest pen?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

How do dog catchers get paid?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?