Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What British bugs are the best singers?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What makes music in your hair?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?