What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

Why do dogs run in circles?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What do minions always put in their salads?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?