What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

Which cats love to be petted?

Why do cats give such great massages?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

I broke my finger!

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What do frogs eat in the summer?