What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

Where do actors go to pray?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What does an evil hen lay?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?