What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?