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What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

How do dog catchers get paid?

Where do stars go to college?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

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What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?