What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why was the fish so smart?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What is an archer's favorite store?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

Which plant has the best roar?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?