Why did the student always get straight A's?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Why did the cat start laughing?

What animal loves Indian food?