What did the calf play in the school band?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Why was the math book sad?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?