What did the bicycle call its dad?
Pop-cycle.
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Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
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