What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What game do mice love to play?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

Why was the broom late for school?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

Which insect is the smartest?