Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?