If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What do you call an insincere horse?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What did one firefly say to the other?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

What do you call siblings who love math?