What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?