What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What do teachers do during summer break?

How can you make 7 even?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Why did the fish blush?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?