How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What did the airline worker name her child?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What sports are both plant-based?