What do you call hiking college students?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Where do chips wear socks?