What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What do math teachers eat?

Why are books always so angry?

A book just fell on my head.

What does Santa order at the bar?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What's a father's favorite flower?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?