Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

It's allergy season again?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

What kind of computers do horses use?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?