What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Why do math teachers love March?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

Why did the cat start laughing?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?