What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why is the beach so confident?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

What do Scottish toads play?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?