What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

It's Crowded!

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What's a decade's favorite sport?