What animals have the highest divorce rates?

How do you make a cow float?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What's a henway?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What part of a fish is the most musical?