What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What's the most athletic footwear?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?