Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What did the sickly elevator say?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What animal could Noah not trust?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?