What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Why are bakers so good at math?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?