What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why was the math book sad?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What's the opposite of irony?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What's E.T. short for?