What kind of snake would you find on a car?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?