Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What's a henway?

Why do mice need oiling?

What's the slowest 5k?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?