Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What do you call an insincere horse?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

How do amoebas make calls?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What do you call siblings who love math?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?