If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What do pigs do over the summer?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

What do you call two birds in love?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What did the sick chicken say?