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What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?