How do you make a walnut laugh?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Which animals make the best football players?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What famous scientist will try anything?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

How do horses stay in such great shape?