What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
The cashew!
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
How do frogs get to work?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
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