What insect runs away from everything?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

How do fall and winter say hello?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What school subject really rocks?

How does a lion greet other animals?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

How does one gelatin greet another?