What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
The cashew!
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why did the duck cross the road?
How do fleas travel?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
How does NASA organize a company party?
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