What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
The cashew!
Why did the elk have great hair?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
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