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Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Why was the cow afraid?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?