What kind of haircuts do bees get?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Which celebrity always frowns?