Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?