Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

Who are Frosty's parents?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?