Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What do pigs do over the summer?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What shape has a knighthood?

What's the friendliest national park?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

How do snowmen get information?