What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

How does a witch play loud music?

How do amoebas make calls?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?