Which music festival was full of lumber?
Woodstock.
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
How do frogs get to work?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why is grass so dangerous?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
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