What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What day do hands always go to church?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What's the friendliest national park?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Shoutout to my grandma!

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?