Why did the window need an aspirin?

What animals love to close envelopes?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Why did electricity win the race?

What's the perfect job for a cow?