Families are like fudge.

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

How much does freedom weigh?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

What do you call the king of vegetables?