What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
A momster.
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do naked fish play with?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What do you call an old snowman?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
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