Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What kind of dog loves to eat?