Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

How do animals blend into the desert?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

How are mountains able to see?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?