Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

How do fireflies start a race?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What does an evil hen lay?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?