What do cows like to dance to?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Where does laundry go to college?

Why are books always so angry?