What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

When is Dad's bedtime?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?