Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?