Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

How do amoebas make calls?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

Where do stars go to college?

Did you take the patient's temperature?