What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?