What is a duck's favorite dance?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Which computer won the talent show?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What kind of music do planets like?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?