Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
He ran out of ink.
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
How much money does a skunk have?
What bird is losing its hair?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
How much does freedom weigh?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
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