Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
He ran out of ink.
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What style of music weighs the most?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
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