When do mice play every day?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

Why did electricity win the race?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?