Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
He ran out of ink.
What do ducks have for lunch?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Which subject has two parts?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
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