What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

How do you send a message in the forest?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?