What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

What do you call a vacation at home?

What words make the best athletes?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?