What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Why are frogs always happy?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What do you call a smelly horse?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?