What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What is the best type of science to study with your family?

Why did the window need an aspirin?