What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?