What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

What's the most determined bird?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?