What did you learn in school today, son?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?