How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What do you call a short cow?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

How is life like toilet paper?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?