What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

How do bears keep cool?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?