What bird helps you stay dry?
A t-owl.
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What is the smallest lion?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
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