Why was the dairy grumpy?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

How does a taco bless the table?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?