What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

Why are all priests fit?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Which animal will never go bald?

How does a cow do math?