Why did the baby cookie cry?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What does the sun drink out of?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What type of car do planets buy?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?