What's the laziest vegetable?

What do you call stolen cheese?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why is sand so optimistic?

How is cat food sold?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What school subject really rocks?