What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Why is a doctor always calm?