What did the pecan say to the walnut?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Why are the mountains so tired?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Why is money so stubborn?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Where is the coldest place to work?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?