What type of bean doesn't have protein?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What is a king's favorite weather?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

What sport can waiters play really well?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?