Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why are maps such great therapists?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?