What do you eat on July 5th?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

Why is furniture so generous?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What do you give an angry rhino?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

How long do chickens work?