What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

How do billboards talk?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?