What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What type of barrel breaks easily?