What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

Why did the mare gain weight?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What do you call a magical reptile?