What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

How do automobiles fly?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?