Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

Which computer won the talent show?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What does a lion call an antelope?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?