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Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?