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When is a baseball player like a thief?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Which subject has two parts?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?