Why do runners watch so much TV?

What game does chlorine never lose?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What do you call an artistic dog?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

When is Dad's bedtime?