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Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?