Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?