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Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

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What's a bee's favorite cereal?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?