What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What is an insect's favorite game?

What is the wealthiest fish?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What kind of ant is good at math?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?