What vegetables make the best music?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What name sounds like the past tense?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

How do bears keep cool?

Which dog loves to rob banks?