What is the wealthiest fish?
A goldfish.
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
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