What is the wealthiest fish?
A goldfish.
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
When do flowers get their workout in?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Where do books sleep?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
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