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What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Why did electricity win the race?