What's the smelliest part of a football field?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What is an archer's favorite store?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What's a doll's favorite car?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What season begins with a thud?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?