What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Who is a house's favorite band?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?