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Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

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How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What vehicle works the hardest?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?