What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What's E.T. short for?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?