Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What did March say to the madness?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

How do you get kids to do something?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What animal should you never play poker with?