Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Bats have rabies.
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
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