Why do baseball players love bowling?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Which animals make the best football players?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What's a doll's favorite car?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?